Drugs

Decode Secret Texts

Do you know what the text in the photo above means? Do you know what this means: %*@:-( ? Or this: ~~#ZZZZZZ ? If you just answered “no” to those questions, you are definitely not a […]

09/07/2010

Jersey Shore Cast Members Doing Drugs? Never….

Really?  It took a year for this story to come out?  I could have told you about this allegation 5 minutes into the first episode.  Maybe it’s my upbringing 10 minutes from the Jersey border. […]

06/02/2010

Tila Tiquila To Celeb Rehab With Dr. Drew

Where’s our stock Tila Tequila pic…..oh yeah…here it is: Lovely.  Mom and dad are proud I’m sure. So appearently she was addicted to snorting Ambien, and googling herself.  Oh and Tweeting too…..seriously.  Check out the […]

05/25/2010

“A Unicorn Took Me to Blueberry Island”

Remember David after the dentist? A girl is filmed while under anesthesia after having her wisdom teeth removed. She says it feels like a unicorn took her to a magical palace. I want some of that […]

04/06/2010

Remember this pic of LiLo from earlier in the week?

A story about LiLo that might make you feel sorry for her….or not

04/02/2010

Dear LiLo— you have a powdery white substance on your shoes. You’re welcome. Hugs and Kiss, Grooves

Ummmm yeah….so insert your own punchline to this joke…..Read more here.

03/29/2010

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