Fashion Police Flashback: Hideous Oscars Fashion Picks

Tina Fey (2010)
Tina Fey (2010)
The hair, the flats, the belt...what more is there to say? Oh, we get it! She's dressed up like Sarah Palin. Pretty funny...ok, go home and change, Tina!
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Sarah Jessica Parker (2010)
Sarah Jessica Parker (2010)
We've seen the Sex And the City actress wear some questionable dresses on the set, but when it's bad...oh my.
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Zoe Saldana (2010)
Zoe Saldana (2010)
What happened here? Did Zoe's designer run out of beading and replace the bottom of her dress with a muppet skin?
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Charlize Theron (2010)
Charlize Theron (2010)
She may have a great taste in cinnamon rolls, er--we mean roles, but her fashion sense still needs work!
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Nicole Richie (2010)
Nicole Richie (2010)
If we were going to borrow our grandma's housecoat from the early 70's, we would at least alter it so we don't drown in it.
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Miley Cyrus (2010)
Miley Cyrus (2010)
We won't be too harsh on Miley, she's still a kid. But if you're planning on going down the red carpet you should at least wear a dress that's not the same color of your skin tone.
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Jennifer Lopez (2010)
Jennifer Lopez (2010)
What's that hunk of extra fabric for... those two phantom limbs we didn't know she had?
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Julie Chu (2010)
Julie Chu (2010)
The medal of honor she's wearing is impressive, but doesn't draw enough attention away from the fact that she's wearing a recycled bridesmaid's dress from the late 90's.
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Laura Louie, with Woody Harrelson (2010)
Laura Louie, with Woody Harrelson (2010)
If Xena the Warrior Princess had to do it up formal, this would be it.
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Diane Kruger (2010)
Diane Kruger (2010)
This is Diane looking like a three-tiered cream cake unwisely trimmed with black feather boa.
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Vera Farmiga (2010)
Vera Farmiga (2010)
Help! I've been overtaken by a beet-colored brain coral!
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Tilda Swinton (2009)
Tilda Swinton (2009)
One rule on the red carpet (or at least for us fashion nazis) is don't wear a two-piece. That's it.
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Sophia Loren (2009)
Sophia Loren (2009)
She can always get ears and a tail and wear this again for Halloween.
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Beyonce (2009)
Beyonce (2009)
We understand Beyonce loves to show off all her assets, but this dress isn't doing it! All the "Single Ladies' don't take note!
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Amanda Seyfried (2009)
Amanda Seyfried (2009)
Another recycled bridesmaid dress... sigh.
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Ahna O'Neill with James Franco (2009)
Ahna O'Neill with James Franco (2009)
We're pretty sure the Oscar dress code didn't mention "toga party"... the knots are an interesting way to prevent tripping, though.
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Mickey Rourke (2009)
Mickey Rourke (2009)
It's the greasy loan shark's take on the tuxedo... don't you see it?
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Robin Swicord (2009)
Robin Swicord (2009)
Just because you're a screenwriter doesn't mean you should fire your stylist. Just sayin'.
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Zooey Deschanel (2009)
Zooey Deschanel (2009)
Dresses made from curtains might have worked in "The Sound of Music", but they're an epic fail here. If it was made better, she wouldn't need to hitch the skirt up!
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Bobbie Thomas (2008)
Bobbie Thomas (2008)
This look is called "check out my torso emerging from clouds of billowing smoke".
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Rosamund Pike (2008)
Rosamund Pike (2008)
This ill-fitting banana yellow combo makes poor Rosamund's skirt look like she's lowriding... not a good red carpet choice.
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Penelope Cruz (2008)
Penelope Cruz (2008)
There's unfortunately too much going on in this outfit... blackened grass creeping up the decolletage, a needless curtain drape, and leftover tinsel from Christmas.
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Rose McGowan (2007)
Rose McGowan (2007)
Oh, no she didn't. We're not sure where to begin, so we'll keep it short. Hot mess.
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Jennifer Hudson (2007)
Jennifer Hudson (2007)
We love you Jenn, but a dress with pockets?
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Maribel Verdu (2007)
Maribel Verdu (2007)
Who knew that you could turn a lampshade into an Oscar gown? Not us!
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Eva Green (2007)
Eva Green (2007)
Wrapped in this gauzy dress, raccoon-eyed Eva resembles a real-life corpse bride.
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Cameron Diaz (2007)
Cameron Diaz (2007)
One word for this look: frightening.
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Anne Hathaway (2007)
Anne Hathaway (2007)
Wearing a bow that's twice as big as your head: shame on you. Wearing TWO bows that are twice as big as your head: beyond help.
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Joan Rivers (2007)
Joan Rivers (2007)
The blood red fur coat Joan's wearing makes us want to gouge our eyes out to escape the horror of this crimson nightmare.
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Jann Carl (2006)
Jann Carl (2006)
If you don't like the straps on your Oscar gown, and it's too late to call the seamstress, just cut them off yourself and knot them at the ends. It'll look JUST FINE.
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Giovanna Mezzogiorno (2006)
Giovanna Mezzogiorno (2006)
If the bodice of your dress doesn't fit right, you should be able to fix it by wearing a black crocheted apron underneath, right? Wrong.
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Maggie Gyllenhaal (2006)
Maggie Gyllenhaal (2006)
Oh, Maggie... didn't anyone tell you that puce doesn't look good on anyone?
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Dolly Parton (2006)
Dolly Parton (2006)
Barbie's fairy godmother has arrived at the Oscars. Alas, where are her tiara and magic wand?
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Helena Bonham-Carter (2006)
Helena Bonham-Carter (2006)
Helena, did your tailor go on strike? The hem job on your dress is atrocious!
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Joan Rivers (2006)
Joan Rivers (2006)
Let us have a few moments of silence for the unfortunate ostrich who gave its life for this gown.
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Renee Zellweger (2005)
Renee Zellweger (2005)
It's not Christmas-time, but it looks like Santa's wench made it down from the North Pole.
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Robin Williams (2005)
Robin Williams (2005)
We'd wear shades too, if our Oscars apparel had the power to blind people.
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Kathy Griffin (2005)
Kathy Griffin (2005)
Earthtones aren't working here for this funny redhead.
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Anne Jeffreys (2005)
Anne Jeffreys (2005)
We can't even tell who this is, because she's so overpowered by the fluorescent monstrosity she's wearing.
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Gisele Bundchen (2005)
Gisele Bundchen (2005)
On anyone else, this white potato sack would look horrific!
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Natalie Portman (2005)
Natalie Portman (2005)
This puce-colored cascade with two waists makes the petite Portman look unusually frumpy.
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Imelda Staunton (2005)
Imelda Staunton (2005)
Skunk-colored hair and an ill-fitting gown = an Oscars fashion nightmare.
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Johnny Depp (2005)
Johnny Depp (2005)
Depp's awkward tuxedo leaves us feeling black and blue.
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Melanie Griffith (2005)
Melanie Griffith (2005)
Last time we checked, an ugly leg cast wasn't something we wanted to showcase by wearing a gown with a thigh-high slit.
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Adam Duritz (2005)
Adam Duritz (2005)
Yes, that's really FIVE different patterns featured in Adam's outfit. And they all clash.
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Uma Thurman (2004)
Uma Thurman (2004)
Uma, Uma, Uma. You're usually spot on. What happened?
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