Whether or not you’re a fan of Rae Sremmurd Ft. Gucci Mane’s Black Beatles, chances are you love Girl Scout cookies.
What do the two of those things have to do with each other?
Well, everything. When you combine Julia’s songwriting skills and Slacker’s singing over a melody you’re extremely familiar with.
I mean, have you ever really wondered if the Girl Scouts have a black market? Or been sold knock-offs by a middle-aged man dressed as a Girl Scout?
Here is the official 98.7 AMP Radio Black Beatles (Girl Scout Remix)!
This song might resonate with you, or just scare you, but feel free to follow along with the lyrics!
Fake Girl Scouts in the city
Look back immediately
They’ll confiscate your moneys
I said Samoas but these cookies are Keebler
It’s that time I need cookies for a reason
Taxes back and it’s Girl Scout season
What am I s’posed to do with no daughters or no nieces
Facebook marketplace, I found troop 303
That girl said she’d meet me that evenin’
I know she young but I ain’t even creepin’
I meet her there, in my Lincoln
Thought she’d bring her mom but I ain’t even see her
You’re in 6th grade why are you winkin’?
And why you sound like Liam Neeson?
Thin mints, give her money to be paid
Got samoas all day
Then she opened up her beater
Even had a card reader
Rockin’ Girl Scout patches said, “I’m your cookie dealer”
Them Samoas came in bags, asked to see the real label
She said “Wutchu tryna say?” (Wutchu tryna say?)
KEEBLER STRAIGHT UP RIPPED ME OFF
And you charge more
It’s 5 for 20, or 1 for 4
The troop black market bank rollin’
You ain’t no Girl Scout, you just trollin’
Written by Julia, sung by Slacker, and produced by Chad Mandichak