Mila Kunis Really Wants Guys To Stop Saying ‘We’re Pregnant’

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On last night’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Mila Kunis went on a bit of a tirade!

While the mom-to-be was discussing her pregnancy, Kimmel mentioned that he and his wife are also pregnant.

“Oh, you both are having a baby? You and your wife are pregnant?” Kunis challenged, then removing her mic and stepping out onto the stage to address the camera.

“Hello, I’m Mila Kunis, with a very special message for all you soon-to-be fathers,” the actress began. “Stop saying, ‘We’re pregnant.’ You’re not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you’re nurturing a human life? No. It’s because you had too many shots of tequila. Do you know how many shots of tequila we had? None. Because we can’t have shots of tequila. We can’t have anything because we’ve got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep.”

“You’re not pregnant,” Mila concluded, bringing out a group of fellow expecting moms armed with tubs of ice cream. “We are.”

Point taken, Mila!

What did you think about Mila Kunis’s rant on Jimmy Kimmel Live? Share your thoughts below! 

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