Katy Perry’s Childhood Wish For Boobs & Booze In Urban Outfitters!?

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What kind of things did you wish for as a young child?? Well Katy Perry is on the latest cover of GQ, and as she revealed inside the magazine, big boobs were her big childhood wish. –PLEASE KEEP YOUR PANTS ON BUT—SHE SAID: “I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, ‘God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can’t see my feet when I’m lying down?'” God answered her prayers at age 11, but she says back then she had “no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.”

Ready to be excited? Ellen Degeneres joking on her show yesterday about the news that department stores are starting to open up BARS, right inside the store. Yes! Urban Outfitters also wants to get you drunk! Probably so that you don’t feel as bad for spending $85 on a vegan wallet you definitely don’t need…but Urban Outfitters is on the agenda of more than 50 bars and restaurants up for liquor licenses…Nordstrom is also on the list…Personally I’m just praying that Target doesn’t start serving alcohol because I already act like a drunken idiot in that store. I don’t know what happens but it’s as though I black out and always leave having spent like $2000…

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