Ke$ha Born With A What?! Amanda Bynes Loses Court Battle & Simon Cowell Is Dumb

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KESHA now claims she was born with a TAIL . . . an actual piece of bone that was sticking out of her back.  She says they cut it off when she was young, and she’s SAD about that.

AMANDA BYNES lost her bid for freedom yesterday.  In a hearing that took place in the hospital psych ward, a judge decided that Amanda is NOT ready to be released just yet.  Mostly because she isn’t totally stable yet, and her condition hasn’t been formally diagnosed.  But sources say the meds Amanda is on ARE helping.  For instance, she’s no longer talking to herself or insulting people.

SIMON COWELL was reportedly blindsided by the news that he had impregnated 36-year-old LAUREN SILVERMAN.  And he’s wondering if he got taken for a ride.  A source says, quote, “He assumed she was using birth control.  He thought this was a casual relationship . . . He is feeling tricked.” Simon, You’re stupid.

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