British tabloids say KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST spent about $767,000 on four GOLD-PLATED TOILETS for their new mansion. They also spent $444,000 on six beds and $325,000 on kitchen appliances. They also bought a refrigerator encrusted with Swarovski crystals. There’s no word how much that cost.
The royal baby has been named GEORGE ALEXANDER LOUIS. Officially, he’ll be known as Prince George of Cambridge. The “George” may come from KING GEORGE THE THIRD, who was PRINCE CHARLES’ favorite monarch . . . or from KING GEORGE THE SIXTH, the guy from “The King’s Speech”.
47-year-old John Marillo from Windsor, Ontario, Canada, got hammered with his friends on Monday night . . . then tried to swim across the Detroit River to Detroit in order to win a bet. The river is 2.5 miles across, and after a woman lost sight of him . . . she called the police. Three boats and a helicopter from the Canadian and U.S. Coast Guards were deployed to rescue John, and now he could be fined up to $25,000 for swimming in a shipping lane. Here’s John apologizing for what he did.