Before SNOOKI gave birth, she said she was going to pack a leopard print gown, high heels and makeup for the hospital because, quote, “I wanna look good when [my baby] first sees me.”
In a new video, in which she calls herself “MTV’s Celebrity Baby Correspondent”, Snooki offers some tips to Kim for looking her best when she gives birth to KANYE WEST’S baby. But I don’t see why the rest of you ladies can’t use them.
Snooki says, quote, “First impressions are everything, so when you meet your baby for the first time, you have to look flawless.” And here’s how you do that . . .
#1.) “If your face isn’t already made up when your water breaks, you have plenty of time to do it in the hospital when you’re waiting to dilate. I waited 27 hours and the whole time I just put on makeup and watched cartoons.”
#2.) “Keep an extra pair of eyelashes in your purse just in case your water breaks when you’re not at home. Or just do what I did and bring a whole box.”
#3.) “Bring your own hospital gown because hospital gowns at the hospital are ugly.”
#4.) “Accessorize. Make sure you stay away from the big hoop earrings because it can get caught in your extensions . . .
“And also if you want to bring a nice, pretty scarf, because trust me you’re gonna get bloated and you’re gonna have a million double chins. So cover that
#5.) “Get a pedicure at least a week before your due date . . . you always want your feet to be nice and pretty when you give birth . . . Your feet are literally in the air for everyone to see.”
#6.) “Make sure your mascara is water proof because you’re going to cry from the pain of a baby coming through your vagina, and also when you meet your baby for the first time.”