MILEY CYRUS posted a two-minute, 15-second video of herself TWERKING in an outfit that the media has dubbed her “unicorn onesie”.
If you need to ask what twerking is, then you’re probably white. But I won’t hold that against you. UrbanDictionary.com defines twerking as, quote, “To work one’s body, as in dancing, especially the rear end.”
And Miley’s dance does include some serious booty popping. And though it’s hard to tell because she’s completely covered, I’m also guessing that Miley isn’t wearing a bra.