Are You Happy Today Isn’t Valentine’s Day?
See that picture above? It represents that awesomely fantastic made up holiday that we all know and love: Valentine’s Day. Today is my favorite day of the year, 2/15. It’s the one day of the year that is farthest away from 2/14 on the calendar. That’s right, 364 days until you have to wait in line to buy overpriced roses again.
Do you even know how much roses cost any other day of the year? I’ll give you a hint, not what you paid at 5pm yesterday on your way home from work. Am I being insensitive? Perhaps. I just hate celebrating a made up holiday. That and I hate my house smelling like a floral shop.
Did you have a crappy Valentine’s Day? Feel better by reading about what happened to other people here.