Do You Have Facebook Addiction Disorder?

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facebook addiction Do You Have Facebook Addiction Disorder?

You won’t find Facebook Addiction Disorder (FAD) in a medical textbook, but more and more folks are finding it harder and harder to stay away from the social network. Several experts have even thrown around the figure of some 350 million FAD sufferers — about half of Facebook’s total membership log on at least once a day. You might think you don’t suffer from FAD, but take this quick quiz to see if you actually do, and are just in denial. Also, there’s an estimated 500+ groups for Facebook addicts that have been created on the social networking site, where members joke about their dependence. To some, it’s no joke.

-Do you begin your day checking Facebook via your laptop or smartphone prior to even getting a cup of coffee?

-Do you find yourself fantasizing about composing that next great Facebook status update every time you and your partner are in the throes of romance?

-Has your child’s preschool teacher issued you a final warning due to too many late pickups which is attributed to your addiction to Facebook?

-Do your Facebook friends have to know every time you go to the bathroom and what you’ve produced? Let’s hope not.

-Is your only mode of communication with your husband or kids via Facebook?

-Have you enrolled in a costly photography course so that your Facebook pics become the talk of your circle?

-Have you resorted to paying off strangers to become your Facebook friend so that your number defies all logic?

-Do you retain the services of a private investigator whenever you fail to find a long lost friend on Facebook?

-Whenever you fight with your significant other do you feel compelled to change your Facebook relationship status?

-Did you quit your job because your employer put a halt on all internet activities within the company?

-Has your Facebook addiction resulted in your resembling one of the “Twilight” vampires because you haven’t seen the light of day since the year of the flood?

-Have you become a mute since you no longer have to use speech to communicate on Facebook?

-Have you had your eyelids Crazy Glued to remain wide open, so that sleep never sets in to interrupt your Facebook time?  Or better yet, do you keep smelling salts next to you at all times as you peck away on your computer?

If you answered “yes” to at least one of these questions, you definitely have FAD. Welcome to the club!

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