Moron Naked St. Clair Shores Woman Steals Cab
Our Moron Madness Winner today is from Michigan! Plenty of people steal cars and strip them. Jennifer Gille might be the first accused of stripping in a car and stealing it.
Jennifer Gille is in a lot of trouble after she stripped naked and stole a taxi. According to police, the woman flipped out when the driver wouldn’t take her from a motel in Covington, LA. to Michigan.
Police say that the driver drove to a police station after the woman stripped naked and refused to leave his cab. When he went inside for help, Gille took off in his cab, but police quickly apprehended her.
“When she got there she refused to get out of the cab and told the cab driver she wanted to be taken to Michigan,” Covington Police Capt. Jack West said. “He said, ‘No way,’ so she took her clothes off to try to convince him to take her to Michigan.”
Jennifer actually is from Michigan and has been charged with unauthorized use of a movable vehicle.
Police believe the suspect was under the influence of drugs and alcohol, and they say she “refused to put her clothes on” and had to be pulled from the vehicle.
Really? You think? I want some of that!