I Just INVENTED My Own Diet
This is gonna revolutionize dieting, you ready? Ok, it’s this diet, where all you can eat is stuff that ends in “O.”
How awesome is that?!
All day i have been eating Doritos, Oreos and Cheerios. I feel great, my food is all color coordinated now, and I made my own diet.
I don’t know if this is actually going to work yet cause I just started it 5 minutes ago when I went to the grocery store, but I’m keeping my fingers crossed!
Other stuff I have been eating includes Ho-Ho’s, Frosted Cheerios, Multi-grain Cheerios and Kix (I know, I know, I just really love Kix).