I Would Be the Worst Vegetarian Ever
Alright, I’m all for saving animals and stuff, and I eat a salad as an appetizer before my BBQ ribs at least once a month, but I don’t know how you healthy people live off this stuff-
UGHHH!!!! That looks like someone ate a regular burger and a salad then regurgitated it. Come on, you can’t tell me that burger looks more appetizing than this-
THAT is a burger, smothered with everything possible before it falls apart, and then if you can’t fit anymore on it, hold it together with some toothpicks. Keeping gigantic sandwiches in tact is what they made toothpicks for.
I ate a veggie-burger once and had to brush my teeth with lard to get the healthy feeling out of my system.