Yo, I’m fat. I like food, so that’s what I’m going to talk about. Starting with this-
That’s right, it’s a Corndog PIZZA. I had one of these for breakfast, lunch, dinner and fourth-meal. Then I pre-emptively went to the hospital. Surprisingly, I managed to avoid going into a dog-induced coma the entire way there. Once I got out of the car I was done though. They told me I have to be on an all-tofu diet for the rest of the week, but I told them I needed at least one triple bacon cheeseburger to feel like myself every day.
If YOU make anything at home or see it at a restaurant that is as delicious looking as this, comment me with the link on this post.
P.S. I don’t even know what tofu is, I thought it was a band from Canada or something.