Lindsay Moves 2 Steps Forward, 20 Steps Back

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I could be wrong, but Lindsay Lohan’s role in her new movie, might actually be spot on.

Lilo’s photographer, Tyler Shields, confirms that the rumors are true, Lindsay has signed onto the new indie flick, “Inferno,” where she will be playing the role of Linda Lovelace. Linda Lovelace was introduced to the world in the 1972 porn flick, “Deep Throat.” So yes, Lindsay will be playing a coked up, strung out porn star, which I think she will pass with flying colors on this one.

Lindsay, we expect you to play this role, hell, is the movie just going to be clips from your very own video camera? Let’s see how long it takes before she gets booted from the film.

In other news, Lilo’s mother, Dina Lohan is finally stepping up and being a mother instead of a friend. She is bringing Lindsay to LA to make sure that she doesn’t miss her court date, the one that she’s missed twice already. I guess better late than never, but wouldn’t you make sure you didn’t miss your deposition the first time? Just saying.

Lindsay is being sued by several people who claim she hijacked a car that they were inside of back in 2007. The judge threatened that if she didn’t show up for the depo this time, she would lose the case.

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