Shaq Will Kill You!
Shaq likes to force children to do his dirty work. According to his estranged wife Shaunie O’Neil, Shaq has been forcing their 6 year old son to deliver death threats to her new boyfriend! For example, at one point the 6 year old shouted, “my daddy’s going to kill you!” Shaunie’s lawyers are demanding that Shaq stop “further inappropriate discussions” with their children, which is an alleged violation of their divorce agreement.
Ok, a few things here. First of all, why is Shaq asking anyone else, let alone his 6 year old, to threaten someone? Dude, you’re one of the scariest human beings on the planet. That’s like asking Paris Hilton to read a book, it just doesn’t make sense. Secondly, in what agreement does it ever state not having inappropiate discussion’s with your children?
God Shaq, just do what you do best, stand on the court and force others to foul you and your life will be back to normal in no time. Just last week Shaq was demanding that VH1 halt production on their new series “Basketball Wives,” because he believes that Shaunie is out for “televised revenge.” But he did that one on his own, I think because his son was watching Sesame Street at the time.