A 22-year-old Michigan man from the West side of the state admitted stabbing himself in the thigh in order to have an excuse for being late to work. The man, whom shall remain nameless (it wasn’t given), at first told Kent County Sheriff’s deputies that he was stabbed outside his apartment building by someone who asked him for a cigarette. But of course that wasn’t the case.
After being re-interviewed, the man admitted stabbing himself, saying he had overslept and was going to be late to work. Investigators planned to charge him with filing a false police report.
What ever happened to the old Ferris Bueller *cough cough “I’m sick and can’t make it in” ?!?