Gross: Miley Cyrus Duets With Bret Michaels

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bret michaels miley cyrus Gross: Miley Cyrus Duets With Bret MichaelsIf there’s any indication of daddy issues on [lastfm]Miley Cyrus[/lastfm]‘ part, it’s gotta be her new duet with [lastfm]Bret Michaels[/lastfm], frontman of skeezy 80’s hairband Poison… and a guy who is less than two years younger than her own dad, [lastfm]Billy Ray Cyrus[/lastfm]. The song, titled “Nothing to Lose”, spins a tale of two lovers with tons of mental baggage who shouldn’t be hooking up. Hmmm? Take a listen and let us know if your lunch threatens to come up, like ours…

Bret Michaels… dude! She’s just 17! We’re afraid for Miley, due to three horrifying words: Rock of Love. Remember that show where Bret hooked up with all the crazy-looking rocker groupie women? Nuff said.

Here’s a sampling of the sketchy song lyrics:

Won’t you fall down on me
So close I can feel you breathe
Tonight in the darkness with nothing to lose

Yeah we both know better than this, still we can’t resist (still we can’t resist)
Slowly get undressed

Blech!

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